{"id":406,"date":"2007-06-29T21:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T21:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/taomph\/?p=406"},"modified":"2011-04-16T21:24:25","modified_gmt":"2011-04-17T02:24:25","slug":"test-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/2007\/06\/29\/test-49\/","title":{"rendered":"Big Ass Table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>iMania over the iPhone is about to be unleashed. As many have pointed out [1], there hasn&#8217;t been this much hype ahead of something ultimately disappointing since Windows &#8217;95. As people go nuts &#8211; N-V-T-S, NUTS! &#8211; over this hyped iPod\/phone\/web appliance hybrid, Microsoft has yet again advanced U.S. innovation with a computer the size of a table. That&#8217;s right: a table.<\/p>\n<p>Will the iPhone really be as fast as the commercials suggest? The stories about the AT&amp;T internet service suggests not, as it is reported to have disappointing bitrates for downloading data. The vendor lock-in to AT&amp;T &#8211; oh, crap, sorry: at&amp;t &#8211; has also been quite controversial. I&#8217;ve never approved a piece of hardware that I can&#8217;t just take to the lowest bidder for service. It&#8217;s called &#8220;capitalism&#8221;. Well, so is vendor lock-in, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>In response to Microsoft&#8217;s attempt to fire a cannonball across the wrong bow, &#8220;The Sarcastic Gamer&#8221; has released this parody of the Microsoft table-top computing ad. Using the video from Microsoft&#8217;s own website, he overdubbed this hilarious script. Check it out at YouTube [2].<\/p>\n<p>[1] <a href=\"http:\/\/www.twit.tv\/102\">TWiT Espisode 102<\/a><br \/>\n[2] <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CZrr7AZ9nCY\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CZrr7AZ9nCY<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>iMania over the iPhone is about to be unleashed. As many have pointed out [1], there hasn&#8217;t been this much hype ahead of something ultimately disappointing since Windows &#8217;95. As people go nuts &#8211; N-V-T-S, NUTS! &#8211; over this hyped iPod\/phone\/web appliance hybrid, Microsoft has yet again advanced U.S. innovation with a computer the size [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[63,61,62],"class_list":{"0":"post-406","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-computing","7":"tag-humor","8":"tag-microsoft","9":"tag-mobile","10":"czr-hentry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1757,"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions\/1757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.cooleysekula.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}