Well, we crossed the 2000 visitor mark a few days ago here at the Adventures of My Pet Hamster. That warrants a few remarks, in honor of the occasion.<\/p>\n
\nWho are you people? You need to leave more comments, so I can ignore them. What’s an adventure (of my pet hamster) without sidekicks who have little to no impact on the writing process? Apparently, I have two thousand of them.<\/p>\n
\nI wonder how many of you are robots or spiders, sent by Google or Yahoo!. There you go, picking away at my links in my blog, registering a hit for each new computer from which you do your… roboting. All of you who are robots, say “bleep”. <\/p>\n
\nWhoever you are, thanks for visiting the blog. For those of you who visit just to find out why this blog is entitled “The Adventures of My Pet Hamster”, when it **clearly** has nothing to do with the little creatures, just you wait til we cross the 10000 mark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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