The new Kansas state board of education’s science standards state that “Science is a systematic method of continuing investigation that uses observations, hypothesis testing, measurement,
\nexperimentation, logical argument and theory building to lead to more adequate explanations of natural phenomena.” More adequate explanations? What does that mean? “Logical argument” is all fine and good on the steps of the Parthenon, but here is what science really is:
\n” . . . observation of phenomena, the formulation of a hypothesis concerning the phenomena, experimentation to demonstrate the truth or falseness of the hypothesis, and a conclusion that validates or modifies the hypothesis.” (The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition).<\/p>\n
\nBut hey, okay, logical arguments are enough for the K-State BoE. Good for them. Well, then, I guess this is the kind of logical argument we’ll see to explain whether somebody is a witch:<\/p>\n
\n*Excerpted from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”*<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: Are there?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: Ah?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: What are they?<\/p>\n
CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!…<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: Tell me. What do you do with witches?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: Burn!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: Burn!<\/p>\n
CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!…<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: More witches!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #3: Shh!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: Wood!<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #3: Because they’re made of… wood?<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: Good!<\/p>\n
CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh.<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.<\/p>\n
RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh…<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: No. No.<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!<\/p>\n
CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: Bread!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: Apples!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: Cider!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra– gravy!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: Mud!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #3: Uh, churches! Churches!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!<\/p>\n
ARTHUR: A duck!<\/p>\n
CROWD: Oooh.<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically…<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: If… she… weighs… the same as a duck,… she’s made of wood.<\/p>\n
BEDEVERE: And therefore?<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #2: A witch!<\/p>\n
VILLAGER #1: A witch!<\/p>\n
CROWD: A witch! A witch!… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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