May of you are likely frequent visitors to “solidgoldrold.com”:http://solidgoldrold.com, a website for sexy people meant to enliven and enrich the lives of those who are not sexy. I thought it might be useful to provide a “between the lines” guide (AKA “idiot’s guide”) for the introduction on the webpage.
greetings rock and roll fans
Macho Business Donkey Wrestler (There are no records of Mr. Walker ever actually wrestling a donkey. Being donkey punched, yes.)
Welcome to the Solid Gold Rold experience. This website has been designed to help enlighten and enrich the lives of sexy people everywhere. If you are not a sexy person do not worry, I can help you. Sexiness is inevitable. ( It is a historical irony that help to become sexy is often offered by those who lack it. Sexiness that is.)
Who am I? Why am I here?
( This line was made famous by Ross Perot’s running mate in the 1992 Presidential election, Admiral Stockdale, who came off like a senile old man. ‘Nuff said.)
My name is Harold Walker (a.k.a. Solid Gold Rold.) I am a singer/songwriter type guy, currently living in Connecticut and spending the majority of my time taking it to the streets. Although taking it to the streets eats up a lot of my time I have managed to record a few songs which are available for download, oddly enough, in the music section. These songs will help you cultivate your sexiness in ways you never imagined. If you have any questions or would like advice on how to become sexier you can contact me in the area provided.
(The streets closest to where Mr. Walker often takes it are tree-lined, with crisp white mailboxes and rolling hills.)
New Music Available
My good friend Eric (**Wik**) came by a while ago, and I (**also Wik**) recorded a few tunes for him. As I mix them I’m making them available for download in the Music section. Enjoy, they’re mad boss.
Thus ends the public service announcement.
