Is anyone else creeped out by the “Higgs” character in the Symmetry Magazine photoshop contest [1]? I am. All I can think of is Towlie from “South Park,” because they look a lot alike. All I hear is Higgsie saying, “You guys wanna get high (pT)?”
I know this, by definition, cannot win. In fact, it’s likely to get ignored. But here is my contribution to the photoshop contest.

[1] http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/breaking/2012/07/04/photoshop-contest-where-have-you-seen-the-higgs/